In October, five glorious years ago, I went on my first
vacation with this guy to Key West.
We
went through about five bottles of champagne (not counting the drinking we did
at bars), were too intoxicated to walk at one point, and had the time of our
lives.
Yes, his name was Frank.
So, I think this is a good time to review how to spend 24
hours in Key West without having to wire home for money.
8am – Rent a Bike
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"Drinking and biking" doesn't seem as
dangerous and "drinking and driving." |
The best way to get around Key West is most certainly on two
wheels.
I’ve rented from
Eaton Bikes before and they were very courteous and economical.
I actually rented a tandem bike there for
just $25 a day.
Or you can get a regular
beach cruiser for $18 a day.
Once you
have your bike, you can see the sights.
8:30am – Banana Café
The. Best. Breakfast Spot. Ever.
The crepes are delicious and the omelettes
are scrumptious.
Or you could choose
something else from their
menu with a French feel.
The prices aren’t
bad either.
The egg and cheese crepe is
less than $6.
Even though this early
morning spot is on Duval Street, it’s not near all the crowds.
9:30am – Southernmost
Point
From Banana Café, it’s just a short jaunt south on Duval
Street to the Southernmost Point.
It gets really crowded here as tourists line up to take
their picture in front of this landmark, so it’s in your best interest to get
here early. Then, jump over to the next street,
Whitehead, and take it north, until you find yourself at…
10am – Hemingway House
Now, I love me a good museum, and what better museum than
one dedicated to one of the most influential writers of our time, who loved to
drink, and who also allegedly had six-toed cats?
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None of these cats would show me a six-toed paw! |
Now, it’s not been confirmed that Hemingway actually had six-toed cats at his residence in
Key West, but it has been confirmed that he wrote a lot in this house.
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Hemingway apparently wrote "A Farewell to Arms" in Key
West... could it have been in this room?! |
It will cost you $13 per person to see the Hemingway House,
a price worth it just to imagine what it was like to be Hemingway, and to live in Key West in the 1930s.
11am – Fort Zachary
Taylor State Park
If you’re not from Florida, this will be shocking, but the
beaches in Key West are actually no bueno.
Still, it’s worth seeing, so ride your bike from the Hemingway
House, south on Whitehead, until you see signs for the park.
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I'm drinking a Key West Sunset Ale on the beach in Key West...
doesn't get any better than this! |
Most importantly, the beach is free.
1pm – Lunch at
Croissants de France
A great lunch spot, this company actually catered my
sister-in-law’s wedding. The food can be
a little pricey, with sandwiches running about $11-$12, but the food is
outstanding.
2pm – Explore Duval
Street
Key West is definitely a city where you can people watch and
window shop for hours.
You’ll see some pretty interesting things in the windows and
you’ll likely see drunk people all over the streets, even at two in the
afternoon.
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This is both an interesting sight and a drunk
person - killing two birds with one stone! |
5pm – Mallory Square
At the northernmost end of Duval Street, you’ll find a place
*great* for watching street performers.
Wander around, enjoy a few, but don’t watch the sunset here,
because there’s a better spot down Duval…
6pm – Watch the
Sunset (may have to adjust the hour depending on the time of year)
Even though you’ll catch a great view of the sun
disappearing beyond the horizon at Mallory Square…
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Not too shabby |
The view from the top of the Crowne Plaza La Concha absolutely
cannot be beat.
This is a hotel (a pricey hotel at that), but you can just
zip right up the elevator to the top floor to watch the sun go down in what looks
like a glorious ball of fire.
7pm – Dinner at
Mangoes
I think I’ve eaten at Mangoes on every trip to Key West I’ve
taken.
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This is circa 2008. Not sure why my hair is so
frizzy. |
Not only is the food solid, but the restaurant’s location is
very central, right on Duval Street near many of the good bars (and drag
shows!)
8pm – Drinking on
(and around) Duval Street
This is what Key
West is all about. Before my
sister-in-law and brother-in-law got married in Key West, Frank and I joined
them in a reconnaissance mission to plot the perfect bars to visit at the most
opportune times. We have the list down to
a science. Stay tuned for “24 Hours in
Key West – Nighttime Edition” tomorrow…
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Here is a preview - this is pretty normal in
Key West |
Bike rental: $18/day
Breakfast: About $6 per person
Hemingway House: $13
Lunch: $12
Dinner: $20
Total Cost: $69 (appropriate amount for Key West – of course,
I did not include drinks in this amount… that can vary from $20 to $2,000,
depending on how your journeys down Duval Street actually go… and that’s in the
daytime!)
Best Deal: Watching the sunset for absolutely nothing
Where do you find the best deals for the day in Key
West?